Lauren Kasten
Ian was amazing and I woke up feeling better than I had been feeling in months. I did not know how much I needed it but he was very professional and seemed to know exactly what was best for my body, even though it was my first time there. Definitely will be going back again soon.
… moreThomas Searles
I booked a prenatal massage for my wife who is 12 weeks pregnant. She came back from the massage in extreme pain in her shoulders. She told me that the massage therapist was very rough and she asked her to be more gentle and she said ok but didn’t change. Prenatal massages are not supposed to be rough. They are supposed to be relaxing. Do not recommend at all.
… moreMichaela Brenna
Caitlin listened to my concerns and helped me get back to my active self in just one session! Her expertise helped immensely and my inflammation went down instantly and my pain was practically gone by the end of the day after my session! I’m ditching all my stupid self care tools and seeing her when I need the extra body work from now on!
… moreAshley Chambliss
Angela’s massage was just the right level of pressure and comfort, and had very smooth transitions. She was discreet, communicative and knowledgeable about prenatal care. I was late because I wrote down the wrong time, and she still fit me in for the full time. It was the best hour I’ve had in a while! It is easy to book with Function and the last minute offerings with a discount are super helpful too! Thank you.
… moreMorgan Skugrud
Maegen is a great massage therapist and I would highly recommend her for prenatal and postpartum massage.
… moreDevin Onadipe
The massage itself is great, but I don’t if some of the therapists are over worked or under paid but yesterday will be my last experience. I have had a rough couple of weeks and was really looking forward to treating myself to a massage. Even the therapist commented on how tense I was. I’ve been dealing with insomnia and headaches. I really needed this. I don’t mind a bit of chat, but the entire time the therapist was going on and on about her health problems and just problems in general. Then she had the audacity to tell me I’m tensing up and I should try to focus on relaxing. I get needing someone to talk to and maybe some clients are okay with it, but please keep in mind we are paying almost $200 for a service that’s supposed to help ease our issues so it’s counterintuitive for you to use that opportunity to unload your problems on to me. Pro tip, if the client has their eyes closed and are providing very short responses, stop chatting. I’m not coming back.
… moreHope Betterman
Angela is amazing! She offers the perfect amount of pressure and transitions really well. She’s also kind, but doesn’t talk nonstop. The perfect amount of light chitchat for the first few minutes and then silent relaxation. She does CST which has been amazing on my TMJ. I’ve done PT, a dental splint, and chiropractic, but the cst and massage she gives offers the best TMJ relief that I’ve found. I’m really impressed with her!
… morePi’ikea Finnegan
Magen is everything I ever needed in massage therapy. She is so talented and creates a seamless relaxing experience. She has incredible skill in her transitions and her ability to work areas intensely but with care. It’s all a delicate dance with a strength to match!!
… moreKelsey Mathisen
I’ve seen both Ian and Jade several times at Function for massages and they are both amazing and I would recommend them to anyone. If you’re looking for a more deep tissue massage, definitely check Function out!
… moreElaine Sloan
Megan did an amazing job. My neck, shoulders and back are rejuvenated!
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